Housewives Tarot is a rather non-traditional Chariot.
Two women stand together in the foreground, bearing brown paper grocery bags. One holds aloft a can labelled "Risk", and in her bag we can also see "Gain" and "Choice". The other hefts a bag from which peeks a can of "Tarot" :-) They seem to be discussing the "Risk", so this seems almost like a tarot reading in itself. Behind them is an old-fashioned sedan, green with a brown stripe. Not very elegant, but it looks like it'd get them home with all their shopping, and a bunch of kids, too!
Affirmations based on this card are:
I choose carefully as I move forward.
I am supported by good friends.
I use my intuition to plot my course through life's minefields.